Ode To Party Ruiners
teach us how to wish by their example
This is a poem that was rejected as part of a manuscript.
Ode To Party Ruiners
After cake had been eaten and presents were opened, when the shiny new things stopped being as shiny, I wanted my friends and I to perform for our parents, had assigned parts and handed out scripts until you took over, announced the parents would perform for us instead. I didn't understand what you were saving me from, how I could read a language my friends couldn't yet and you didn't know how to tell me. When I wanted a DJ to play at my party, you hired a woman who brought her daughter along. I wanted to be alone with my friends, you wanted to give me music. She wanted to give her daughter a place to dance. Bless the mothers who ruin the party, who steal the scripts and scratch the records, who blow out the candles for us before we are old enough to know that they burn. Bless the mothers who teach us how to wish by their example.



